Saturday, February 25, 2012
Sunday, February 5, 2012
zits dont lie

Lets talk about more TLC quotes (not the band but the tv channel)
"push that cart like a homeless woman in new york city"
"stop crying, you are embarrassing me."
Also let me talk about this problem that I have been having for the past six years.....My disgusting quest to be the sexiest dancer in the room at every party I go to.
-Stake dances <------- not that hard but seriously....
-House parties
-School functions
Its like my never ending girl challenge. Look for these hips.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
hopelessly devoted to you (school....)


I need a reason not to eat a piece of cake everyday.
(I am watching my 600 lb life)
favorite quotes from commercials:
"do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?"
"do i really need to holler?"
"I spend more money on cat treats than I do on regular food."
I swear I don't watch a lot of tv
I swear I don't drink that much coke
coke + tv + my 600 lb life = remedy for success.
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