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zits dont lie

This weeks Provo'sZit Girl is totally me.

Lets talk about more TLC quotes (not the band but the tv channel)

"push that cart like a homeless woman in new york city"

"stop crying, you are embarrassing me."

Also let me talk about this problem that I have been having for the past six years.....My disgusting quest to be the sexiest dancer in the room at every party I go to.
-Stake dances <------- not that hard but seriously....
-House parties
-School functions
Its like my never ending girl challenge. Look for these hips.

hopelessly devoted to you (school....)

at school
at more school
not my finest moment, but possibly my finest outfit
miss this one ( the one on the left)
and this one
this is cute!
this is cute too.

I need a reason not to eat a piece of cake everyday.
(I am watching my 600 lb life)
favorite quotes from commercials:
"do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?"
"do i really need to holler?"
"I spend more money on cat treats than I do on regular food."
I swear I don't watch a lot of tv
I swear I don't drink that much coke
coke + tv + my 600 lb life = remedy for success.

Poetry from the highschool version of me

I stumbled upon what I figured was pretty dang close to a gold mine.
Highschool English class...I don't remember which one but that doesn't matter.
I was so incredibly deep...It makes me wonder how I became the superficial freak that I am today.

poem 1

You say
poetry is
lyrics without the funk,
without the back drum bumpy beats
raw.

(present self comment: word)

poem 2

In one
ear, to the soul
Davis, Armstrong, Coltrane
I may not be blue, but play it.
Blues.

(present self comment: girrrl u so hip u listen to armstrong??)

poem 3

Sun ray to the eye
Rough cat tongue to the fingers
Knees and toes exposed.

(present self comment: whudduhfuh is this referring to?)

poem 4

You were so grand and wonderful
But moonlit secrets gave the pull

(present self comment: you poor tortured creature.)

poem 5

There's that boy
I stare at his glasses
He's in one of my classes
He looks like a toy
His lips are like fishy coy
Looks like a nerd to the masses
But man that kid has his sasses,
Drinking that milky soy.
I have never talked to him
I don't know if he's even seen me
Isn't it about time?
I ask him his origin
He says Milwaukee
He moved here in his prime.

(present self comment: ok lets break this one down........first of all....hot for nerd? hot for teach? why on earth would I have talked about anyone who likes soy milk...that shit is disgusting. My favorite part by far is how I have alluded to the LDS commercial slogan.....Isn't it about.....time? I still think that's funny.)

I was an incredibly majestic being in highschool. That was definitely my prime ;) ;0 :) :p ;P

2K11 in review

Some of y'all might have been expecting this and maybe others were praying for this to not happen but what the fuh....I'll do it....its the 2nd annual year in review segment of my blog.
Let me start off by saying that this year blew.........my mind! it was just amazing.
I went to school, I sorta worked, I ate out....a lot....
I got freckles, and lost freckles.
I made friends, and lost friends,
and picked up many hobbies.........
I rediscovered myself through over a year of saliva sobriety.
I conquered Brigham Young's religion classes.
I can still kill it in mario kart.
and I haven't changed the background on my computer this entire year.
I stopped sleeping in twin size beds all together.
I gained 3 pounds...............................inconsolable.
You name a book and I probably read it this year,
but was Tom Cruise in all the mission impossibles?
I started a band named Thayne Fagg.....we haven't had band practice yet.
I googled myself once.
I have been working on my river dancing.
Heaven Forbid!
The question is...What is in store for 2k12......?
a sixth pair of doc martens?
a shot at love on a VH1 tv show?
an upgrade to california king size bed?
a trip to the beach that lasts more than 45 minutes?
who the hell knows....the only thing penciled in on my calendar is graduation from college.
DAMN...this girl is growing up.

12/22/11

all images from the internet.
12:23 reading Selena Gomez's wikipedia page.
12:34 getting pissed at facebook, wanting to d-e-l-e-t-e.
12:36 looking at flights outta this city.
12:38 starting to categorize my cd's by these 3 categories: A) Black artists/groups B) indie highschool shit C) Country rock/ what I listen to now stuff....too broad? nah.
12:45 looking at fur coats.
12:49 thinking of drastic measures.
12:54 requesting graduate program catalogs.
12:57 checking my bank account.
12:59 still cursing about how much Christmas is costing....
12:59 CABIN FEVER!
1:00 putting computer away to make use of my time wisely....reading....then sleeping...
good night.

A cool 22

Does having a personality make you crazy? The answer is yes. Is this a bad thing? I am completely unsure of that answer.
Today I seriously considered deleting this blog but to all you readers out there we need to give a big hey-ooooh party whoo thanks to Sara Vranes for telling me she thinks this blog is funny. Facebook, you should consider yourself lucky as well...cuz your ass was almost sent to cyber space hell today too. Next I'll be thinkin' about tossing my phone, but I will die clinging to my ipod....my ipod is my chocolate, my boyfriend, my art, my everything...you complete me.
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here to stay.