Bountiful utah.

I moved home to Bountiful. I feel I have made a mistake. Since I moved home I have felt uncomfortable and lonely. My parents are out of town, normally a delight but now a downfall. I have not felt so alone in years. I don't know where my friends went, they are probably here but possibly it is I who is left in happy valley. I watch tv constantly and fall asleep in front of it. I get ready for nobody, actually I do, Noah from the notebook and Edward from twilight. I am actually excited at this point to put on that blue shirt and black pants and sell office supply goods. What have I become? This Brigham Young Girl is lost in transition.

Guess who is breakin the honor code?

Like I said be4. It's warm. That means shorty shorts, tanky tanks and whole lotta skanky pranks. celebs are included on this post because what type of person would I be without these special peepz in mi life? Don't judge because I am bloggin on the toilet, I'm just multi tasking ya'all.

Burrred to death no. 3 AM

I wish i waz hurr, or hurr, or even hurr. My kat lookz cross eyed and i look bored but at least i waznt as bored as i am now. I'm lyin in a bunk bed, its three thirty AM and my roommate is talkin in her sleepz...take that back....moaning. She once told me she had a blog. I hope she doesn't check mine because then she would know that I told my two followers that she sleep moans. I miss you sunshine! xoxo come back! I need u 4 smmr.

F1nALz

This is how I feel this week.
F1nalz are upon me.
It's crunch time and I'm crunchin.
It's spring time and I'm sprung.
After watching Jackass 2 in three days I feel
that I am ready to face the world with a new
intelligence.
Today was a rainy day.
I ate ice cream for breakfast
twin peaks for lunch
and a heap of chicken strips for dinner.
good day.

warm enuf 4 shortz

Hey! Tits spring! Get Ready to pants off dance off. Tits going to be one helluva summer. Things on my summer list include....
driving topless in the topless car,
bikini riding on my scooter,
new scars,
little squeezers pizza for a whole week,
one up prime time in the kart,
get a tan on my right butt cheek to bring out a certain marking i own.
and much more,
ill let you know when i think of them. I'm looking forward to gettin off work and riding my scooter to go hang out on those summer warm warm nights, hot hot heat ya'all.

A little girls bum is on my feet.

Holly, beauty queens and converse.
I shared several mango's with Holly today while we played footsie and ignored all others around us. It reminded me of our many dates at Zeponie's pizza. This cousin of mine keeps pulling her bottom off of my feet to peek over the screen to see if I am still playing with her Ashley Tisdale dress up online thingy whatever girly bob. She is anxious for me to pass up my laptop and cellular phone in her posession. Holly and I are both blogging side by side while watching a movie with my entire family, family.
Holly
oh golly
one in a trillion
This is the life of a Brigham Young Girl, holding hands with a girl.