Sunday, May 31, 2009

Pepe le Peu



I killed pepe le peu.
killah.
the bugger got caught chokin up in front of my scooter headlight and i thumped him. ima jerk. also, going camping a deer hit our car....or we hit it. im doomed. karma police. explanation of the pictures....road pic: skunk junk......pic with me: me and skunk. As i have been told time heals most everything, but time can't bring back this skunks life. or the stench outta my velour jacket. thanks a lot karma.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Fashion Post.




This is what I wear, everyday. You're lucky if you catch me in this number freshly washed.
Blue collared shirt dress: on sale at target 6$
Tight ass black pants: 4vr 21 19$
Dankso clogs: 90$
Working at Office Depot: priceless.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Steak

Summer has come. Summer means washing my feet three times a day as well as washing out my foul mouth. In summer there exists a fantasy land, in this land i don't ever have to grow up.
Fantasy. Final Fantasy. There is something that sets me apart from my other co-workers, I have just figured this out. While walking down an isle behind two peers (derek, jordan) I noticed how in depth and intense their conversation about W.O.W (world of warcraft) was. I am different. I am going to Lake Powell tomorrow. I will only be applying sunscreen in specific places in the shape of letters and symbols that so typically me represent......8=D. Mamma would be proud. Hold your horses kids because I have a fashion post next entry, wait a week because I'm going outta town yuppiez.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

&

I have worn the same shirt all week. I hurt.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

virgen de guadalupe


Burning the Virgen De Guadalupe candles.
I started back at Office Depot today,
I have been burning these candles to protect customers from my sassy attitude. Today I flipped a few people off, Alex and Rachel, an older man gave me "don't do that" brush with one finger on the other.
Ima Teeeeeen! What do I care?
"Did you find everything alright? Did you need paper or ink today? Postage stamps? The finger? Thank you have a good day. Thanks again for coming in." GEEEEK ZOOOOOO! Plus + I work with Richard Brown, Braden, I would believe that this is a dream come true.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Best Friends





Can U say I <3 Bowie? In no way shape or form 8=D bowie, just <3 him.