I am being tortured

How is it that when I am home for a significant amount of time my beloved Pace's Dairy Ann is closed due to a broken freezer?
How is it that when I expect a Pace's meal on the fourth anniversary of when I started working there they are sadly closed, on a Saturday night?
This must be some kind of bad karma. Not to mention I had to then go to McDonald's after realizing they were closed. I'm not complaining I just think that you had crappy timing Pace's....because I'm addicted.

Onyon Christmas.

This is an Onyon Christmas, I could not have dreamed of anything else. Coca Cola, inappropriate comments and a whole lotta gooberschnitz.

O MY G**H I love studying.

Yeah Baby.

Best Idea

This is the best idea I have ever had,
especially since I have to weld today.
I did these last night.

not a girl not yet a woman.

I have been thinking about this teen all morning.
I just had to post this, also I took this photo off
of her fb.

Highlight of my day.

This is so great.
Just looking at it makes it the highlight of my day.

Im notta SL,UT!

Today has been kind of stressful,
I never misplace anything but somehow, just somehow I have misplaced my best/newest bra. great.
Lost or Stolen Bra.
It is brown.
Size 34 A....ooops.
Its a Body by Victoria Bra.....oops,
and I really like it.
If you have it please give it back to me, I really miss it and I have been tearing my room apart all day looking for it.
thank you.
my number is 801-420-6969 if you find it.

Late night secret

I am on team Jacob.
Don't be pissed.

another Diary treat.

Another diary entry from my past.
Here I am at eighteen.
Fall.
Entry one:
You wanna play that game?
It's on Bitch!
ha ha ha!

Entry two:
Today was good. I almost died.

A real Diary treat.

I thought that I would share with you some diary entries from when I was this old, sixteen.
Fall.
I am starting to feel like I dont know who I am anymore. I was so set on myself being that person but everything doesnt fit somehow. I only wish that I could be that way and as well liked by those select few as much as those select few. I feel lovesick, is it because I feel so lovesick that I feel so stupid? I feel like a terrible student and I cannot keep up with my guitar. I keep forgetting. Why do I feel semi alone once again? Feeling stupid right now bites. Stupid as it seems I really do feel way sad I didnt get asked to homecoming. I know its highschool and I'll get over it but right now I am butt hurt. I believe that I may be too weird for everyone. I presume that I have overdone it.

R.I.P

R.I.P,
represent in peace,
missionary.

Swine

So I guess labeling everything "swine" while your roommate is getting sick isn't very funny when it turns out that she actually has the swine flu.
Sorry kelly,
but it was worth it.

PJ's

Where R U Willard?
What happened to me?
I came home for the weekend.
I made cookies and hung around with Aaron on my Saturday night in my pj's while talking about P.J.
It felt so good.

----- <3 's ------

Turns out I like to assume as to whom my friends are in love with.
Sorry guys.
Updates in my life.
No I will not be going to Bob Dylan again. Why? Because. I bought a grandma scarf. I saw Whip It last weekend. It was too indie, which is why I loved it, sometimes I am so indie its ridiculous. I saw the Invention of Lying last night, lying is good. Like a grandma, I snuck in popcorn, drinks and candy to both movies and left the evidence. This is my version of sticking it to the man, up the movie theater butt hole I guess. As for me now, I love movies. All I ever want to do is snuggle up to a stupid (or indie) movie.

I can haz alex?

This is his spirit animal.

thez

these thesbians are killing me.

On south beach, oh!, in my wifebeat.

I'm at the washhut,
stealing the internet and not washing/drying anything because I have a washer and dryer at my house.
It is pretty chilly down here in provo for this brigham young girl (homegirlperv).
That's why I pulled out my uggz and put away my basketball shorts, sorry nike.
This last week has been a strain on my social life,
thanks a lot brigham young university!
Normally I'd be at A. Shahan's (tuesdayisthenewthursday) house suckin up the internet juice but he is home 4 that semi annual general conference.
today I bought boondoggle, sometimes I'm so indie its ridiculous.
Sometimes I'm so Asian its ridiculous (see image).
Also, I have been thinking lots about the willennium (whoo na na na na big willie style)
and Karl Malone (wha dah hail?)
and Jamal.
Because I have been really fantasy geek oriented I have been wearing the one ring to rule them all around town.
It's my new fashion statement (pictures soon to come)

ArachnoBathroom

My bathroom in Bountiful has been over taken by spiders,
its a grave/living yard.
So I wanna take a bath, oh ok, lets clear out the spiders, spider webs, spider carcas, leftover spider meals, etc.
So I take my bath, but wait, there are spider legs floating in my gd water.
gross-o.
Alls I want is a little bath with no one else......too bad i have so many spiders to answer to.

candy tails

candy tails.
http://mcooki.es/85132

this is me
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xoxo

i painted dis

about a year ago? i was really into painting katz.
kitty kitty meow meow

during class

during class i draw people, not anyone in my class but people i'm thinking of, the other day it just so happened to be anyone of the african american race who was male. i was aiming towards a karl malone figure when i first started but it turned out how it turned out in the margins of my yellow legal pad taking notes for art history.

Class Blogger (C Widd blog more!)

I love my aunt and her wieners.

D U C S!

OMG, Chrissy Sudds hates my guts.
OMG I saw a band last night called OMG, only the non acronym version....against my religion to say!
OMG can you say uber major like mental breakdown?
i can.
Can you say science suxxxx?
i can.
LOL i did see a boy in hot pink pantz today though.
giggle giggle.

Provo

I'm Back suckahs.
I'll bet you all missed me at BYU right? Am I right or am I right?
I already made my trip to Ikea (see photo)
had my birthday, I'm twenty and still crazy everybody!
Don't worry folks I will be modest, its only honor code you know!
Well I have to run, I've got to be indie tonight.

Bountiful

Things have changed and things have stayed the same.
The willow tree down my street has grown so much that it hits my head as I drive under it,
That house on the corner of Orchard Drive and 9th south still has not finished the facade stone detailing after all these years,
Bountiful Elementary has a new roof cover,
yes mom, I still do hate capers and yes mom, I have gained a few pounds and yes mom, french fries and coca-cola are my staples,
I have switched from cut off shorts to biker shorts,
and I am moving back to provo.
Thus ends my summer of two thousand and nine but it still smells like teen spirit, at least for another five days that is.

100 years ago.

This is what i do for a good photo sometimes.

end - begin

I am an in betweener.
Thus is ending the summer I lived off of Ibuprofen and coca cola,
ends the summer where dreams were lost and dreams came true,
dreams that did not reach expectations,
another dream summer come and gone,
another summer scooting around Bountiful
and going to the rope swing and pace's everyday.
A summer topped off every night with the chorus of crickets.
I will ease back into routine
but for a couple more weeks I will still be
Seriously Easy Going.

Hot Dog

My mom buys one pack of hot dogs a year.
This is how i cook them.
My friend Cam says that if i keep cooking things till they are burnt this bad i'm going to die by the time i hit twenty six. He turned twenty six today.
Happy Birthday Cam.
I love you hot dogs.
I love you burnt hot dogs.
I love you pee shack.

Simplify Media

Music.
Anxiety attacks.
Last week of work.
South Dakota on Friday.
Antelope Island last Saturday.
Haircut.
Love. Angel.Music.Baby
Feeling a bit rutted.

Ride home.

Midnight.
House rules curfew.
I ride home on my scooter.
Bountiful, Utah.
Lovers clutching each other.
Late night smokers killin' the crave on their doorsteps.
A cat runs across the road.
Several cars zoom past me.
I may or may not have flipped them off,
it all depends on their car.
A Jeep Wrangler - automatic finger
A Subaru Outback - maybe a wave, they may be chill.
I'm spendin' money like the way it likes to rain lately,
killin' the craving I suppose.
P.s. I stole a few things from the gynecologist's office today....
over-sized swab anyone?
Summer is going by too fast. So much skin.

I'm so hip hop its ridiculous

This is my summer hip hop look.
Summer song= Kush by Lil' Wayne
Ive been eating so much Pace's Dairy Ann lately, so many coca-colas.
Trying to find a decent pair of apple bottom jeans is quite hard in Bountiful, Utah but these stretch pants with printed pockets and bling will suffice till Nelly decides to hand over some of those apple bottom beauts......and maybe some boots wit da furrr.

a moment in time.

I was thinking about this moment in time the other day.
Dylan Lunt.
Along with other events from years ago,
one including eating a melted chocolate bar underneath a handcart. best chocolate bar i have ever had.
I was thinking about the fact that I am nineteen, as of recently have a curfew and am still forced into play-dates by adults.
BUT my parents are going out of town so all of that can be thrown into the compost pile because its going to be one helluva week kids.
Its actually just going to be like college.
COLLEGE! NO PARENTS! except HOT PARENTS! *cough cough* that just so happens to be your band mustache crush.

missed one

i missed one badass. Siara Stiles.
Girl you sassy. girl you too legit to quit. girl.
maybe i should add myself on the list......but only my "im gettin pumped to go clubbing" self and my "im clubbing" self. But only because i "love clubbing."