Explicit post......but its not my fault this time.

Today, today was the day that I got an email from myself........it contained this image......and the subject line was "ass tat"....how could it be me who sent it (honyon@hotmail.com, I have never set up this email address) when I didn't send it.... but honestly....how could it not be me. Is this a personal jab? That tattoos are forever...? ya I get it. So on top of me feeling real crummy about myself....this had to happen. Ok, so it is funny...but the visuals are killing me.
Coping with my current situation = drinking in a shih ton of coke and eating a lot of pb m&m's while reading comic books.......did I ever grow out of my teens? Too many things I can't handle right now. Welcome to my Friday! Everybody's workin' for the weekend.

you are givin me nothing.

This lil' corn hole gave up the ghost tonight.
Just when I felt ok having this phone for forever....it died.
Iphone here I don't come.

March Maddness

Go Cougs!
What about this weather huh? How about them cougs huh?
When I signed in tonight I felt like I had so many profound things to say and now I am at a loss for words.
Maybe I just wanted to tell you that if you turn on a movie I will cry during it. I am not an emotional wreck at this moment of my life, quite the opposite in fact, but it seems that the only time you can get a tear from me is by putting on some documentary called "Being Elmo" or like "The Help" or for heavens sake even "Frankenweenie" in front of my face.
T.G.I.TH
No, I don't think that you fully understand that I am not graduating in a month. no no no I am putting that off till December. The Real World is way too scary...MTV has me totally freaked.
I have so much left to do before I graduate...I have plants to water, naps to take, youtubes to watch, competitions to enter and then for sure not get in. My list goes on and on.
I have got to get so much Cosmo ( the byu mascot ) tail before I graduate. shiiiieeettt.

Family Photos

zits dont lie

This weeks Provo'sZit Girl is totally me.

Lets talk about more TLC quotes (not the band but the tv channel)

"push that cart like a homeless woman in new york city"

"stop crying, you are embarrassing me."

Also let me talk about this problem that I have been having for the past six years.....My disgusting quest to be the sexiest dancer in the room at every party I go to.
-Stake dances <------- not that hard but seriously....
-House parties
-School functions
Its like my never ending girl challenge. Look for these hips.

hopelessly devoted to you (school....)

at school
at more school
not my finest moment, but possibly my finest outfit
miss this one ( the one on the left)
and this one
this is cute!
this is cute too.

I need a reason not to eat a piece of cake everyday.
(I am watching my 600 lb life)
favorite quotes from commercials:
"do you guys know how to post videos to facebook?"
"do i really need to holler?"
"I spend more money on cat treats than I do on regular food."
I swear I don't watch a lot of tv
I swear I don't drink that much coke
coke + tv + my 600 lb life = remedy for success.

Poetry from the highschool version of me

I stumbled upon what I figured was pretty dang close to a gold mine.
Highschool English class...I don't remember which one but that doesn't matter.
I was so incredibly deep...It makes me wonder how I became the superficial freak that I am today.

poem 1

You say
poetry is
lyrics without the funk,
without the back drum bumpy beats
raw.

(present self comment: word)

poem 2

In one
ear, to the soul
Davis, Armstrong, Coltrane
I may not be blue, but play it.
Blues.

(present self comment: girrrl u so hip u listen to armstrong??)

poem 3

Sun ray to the eye
Rough cat tongue to the fingers
Knees and toes exposed.

(present self comment: whudduhfuh is this referring to?)

poem 4

You were so grand and wonderful
But moonlit secrets gave the pull

(present self comment: you poor tortured creature.)

poem 5

There's that boy
I stare at his glasses
He's in one of my classes
He looks like a toy
His lips are like fishy coy
Looks like a nerd to the masses
But man that kid has his sasses,
Drinking that milky soy.
I have never talked to him
I don't know if he's even seen me
Isn't it about time?
I ask him his origin
He says Milwaukee
He moved here in his prime.

(present self comment: ok lets break this one down........first of all....hot for nerd? hot for teach? why on earth would I have talked about anyone who likes soy milk...that shit is disgusting. My favorite part by far is how I have alluded to the LDS commercial slogan.....Isn't it about.....time? I still think that's funny.)

I was an incredibly majestic being in highschool. That was definitely my prime ;) ;0 :) :p ;P